Phoenix Loves... Janet Street Porter.

In the corner of our living room at home sits a big box known as a television. Now I'm still not really sure what this is but I know mum likes it and I do too. There are so many colours and funny things going on, and when the sounds are on too it's great! Be careful though as once you start looking at it you find it really hard to stop...

Each day when dad goes off to work, me and mum will have the TV on in the background and every now and then a lady appears who makes me super happy. I don't really care for the show she's on (apparently it's called Loose Women) but this lady with her strange voice and glasses is the best, and when you add in her teeth it's so funny!

Mum says this lady is the one and only Janet Street Porter.

Whenever she's on the TV I love nothing better than to just kick back on the sofa, watch her and jig my legs about like crazy, but every now and then she dissappears which is no fun at all. I try crying to mum, hoping that she'll bring her back, but mum says that in order for TV to stay on some people in suits need to make lots of money so there's nothing she can do about it. Apparently there are some things that even mums can't control. Sort it out mum!

For those of you that don't known her, here's a picture of her in all her glory...

My first weird celebrity crush.

And if any of you were wondering what I'd have looked like if Janet Street Porter was my mum instead of my real mum then check this out!

I bet dad's glad he met mum now!

Well as you can guess I think she rocks and can't wait til she's next on. My folks think I'm a bit weird for liking her but say as long as she makes me happy, then that's ok with them. Woohoo!

Until next time...

Phoenix Love.