Phoenix Loves... Business time.

Working for the rat race
You know you're wasting your time
Working for the rat race
You're no friend of mine

That's from a song by an old band called The Specials, but despite their warnings I am officially joining the rat race!

No, I'm not training for the animal Olympics but have instead joined the big bad world of business. And why not? Dad's started a new job and mum's been working away, so it's only fair that I get a slice of the action. If you can't beat them, join them!

It all started when the folks gave me my own laptop and mobile phone for Christmas. You see for a little while now Ive been crazy about mum and dad's various little toys they do 'work' on. They've even gone as far as to nickname me 'zombie baby' as there's no stopping me touching the laptop once I set my mind to it!

Step into my office baby!

To be honest I don't see what all the fuss is about with this working malarkey. You basically get to sit on a nice spinny chair and press loads of different buttons all day - not exactly hard. It's a no-brainer for me! I can take or leave the silly clothes though...

City slicker.

So going forward you're going to be seeing a lot more of me in the office, giving 110 per cent and thinking outside the box. I'll be touching base with mum and dad at close of play everyday. All in all it's a win-win situation for me.

Watch out Lord Sugar, watch out Dragons and watch out David Brent (?!) as there's a new Gordon Gekko in town and he's young, hungry and after your fortunes... I'm 'oot!

Phoenix Love x x x

P.S. I hope you all spotted a few office phrases that I threw in there!